kerrin catrionia **o

clean your habit. swallow your pride, and take a long stride towards open doors. outside awaits a world full of wonder.

May 17, 2013 3:12 am
  • store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
  • me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
  • store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
  • me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
  • store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
  • me: /looks down at her captain america tee
  • store guy: /happy seal-clapping
  • me: oh my god we match
  • store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
3:11 am May 16, 2013 4:29 am 4:28 am

likeafieldmouse:

Ryan Hancock

Artist’s statement: 

“The world seems to me increasingly incomprehensible, and there are times when I feel there isn’t anything that I know for certain. For me, making photographs (or painting, or whatever) is necessary to translate the unintelligible reality of being into a more coherent form. Or at least to illustrate my best guesses. There is vastly more nothing in the universe than something, and I try to create images that recognize the grace by which anything at all exists.”

(via qtil)

4:26 am 4:26 am

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

(via jimmypop-ali)

4:21 am 4:20 am 4:20 am 4:20 am 4:20 am
knusprig-titten-hitler:

“Wife bought a label maker to help get organized with our new daughter. I’m already finding it helpful.”

knusprig-titten-hitler:

“Wife bought a label maker to help get organized with our new daughter. I’m already finding it helpful.”

4:18 am 4:18 am 4:17 am
ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

(via jimmypop-ali)

4:17 am
"Keep your vibration high. Let go of complaining (and listening to it), details and incessant talking. Listen more, use less words and choose your words carefully (do they rise your vibration or lower it?), let go of gossiping (or listening to it), and focus on Being Love. Choose to be with other high-vibrational people and let go of anything that pulls your energy down. Pay attention to how you feel; that is your Inner Guide."

Ray of light Reiki (via aweluey)

(via allisoncharcole)